![]() ![]() ![]() “Twice upon a time, there was a boy who died, lived happily ever after, but that’s another chapter.” I don’t know what your upbringing looked like, but Kaldur’ahm done seen some things fam. Basically, Aqualad grabbed the sticks and was like, “FuckwithmeyouknowIgotit.” And even his own Young Justice Leaguers didn’t want no parts of him in combat, but we’ll get to that in a few…ģ). Your boy could pop off like shooting them joints like hardcore water guns, transform them to blades, bring out the hammers, freeze your ass in your tracks or create a straight up tidal wave. All you need to know is that Aqualad was basically a level 5 waterbender with them joints. Aiight, nobody actually knows how the fuck the water-bearers work, but those are details we don’t need. And Aqualad could throw them thangs…them hands…them water projectile virtual reality controllers, whatever. He was on the 4th floor, I was on the 3rd…” And in this day and age when Presidents be sending cats off to war and then sitting behind their desk watching the sacrifice, it ain’t enough to lead, you better be willing to be on the front line. “Now get in line, before you get your little thick ass tossed up. What’s it going to take to get him and Zatanna on the 2016 ballot?Ģ). Three episodes in, this cat out here handing out orders like General Patton. Kaldur may not have been tutored by the best detective in the world, but he was too busy being Hand of the King down in Atlantis. He tried to slip the water-bearers on his back…shit didn’t fit though. If you thought that Dick “I ain’t quite put the Blue Hawk on my chest yet” Grayson was gonna be the natural leader because dude got his training straight from the strategy gawd Batman, himself, you ain’t dumb for that assumption. Leaders aren’t created yo, they’re born…with gills. It’s because this muthafucka woke up (underwater) like this. And not because this dude can traverse any terrain without wearing shoes. Not because he was the popular kid in his graduating mysticism class. ![]() Don’t ever bring it to my squad, boy ya know better.” Aqualad was a leader, yo. You couldn’t weather my endeavor, I’m too cleva. “They call me Mister Perfect, cuz I’m simply, without error. But check it, if we talking a top 5, everybody’s list, AYEBODY, better have Kaldur’ahm aka Da Blonde Bowlcut Soldier aka Aqualad the Young Atlantean Gawd on their list.ġ). Between the Justice League proper and the ever-growing roster of Young Justice members, it is possible that if you ask 5 people who their favorite character on the show was, you might get five different answers. Young Justice mined some of DC Comics’ best lore, but also created a wholly new story that had tons of characters, ridiculous diversity, the promotion of obscure characters - it shined with new characters and had a complex and sprawling story line with a crazy long game. I ain’t offended if you close your browser right now, I’m offended you have deprived yourself one of the best put together comic book shows (animated or live action) eva. Let me start this shit off proper and state that your boy don’t usually indulge in nerd shaming and the like, but yo… if you fucks with comics or TV or animated shows or animated comic book TV shows and you ain’t watched both seasons of Young Justice multiple times, I can tell you right now, this shit ain’t for you. ![]()
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